puppies saying things
puppies saying things
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.”1984 by George Orwell
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If you have nothing to hide, then hide nothing
Reblog if you support the overthrow and complete dismantlement of the United States government.
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apparently in states where using radar-detectors is illegal cops are equipped with radar-detector-detectors and apparently companies sell radar-detector-detector-detectors and I want to know how deep this goes
They say if you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish… then he’s got to get a fishing license, but he doesn’t have any money. So he’s got to get a job and pay taxes, and now you’re gonna audit the poor cocksucker because he’s not good with math.
So they’ll pull the IRS van up to your house and take all your shit. And you were just worried about eating a fucking fish, but you couldn’t even cook the fish because you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the Health Dept. is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where you are going to dump the scales and guts. And ladies and gentlemen, if you get sick of it all at the end of the day, it’s not even legal to kill yourself. - Doug Stanhope
My parents friend Jeff had a heart attack and he’s not doing so well. He’s on life support and they don’t know if he’s going to make it. If you pray me and my family would appreciate it if you prayed for him.
When my mom called she was kind of breaking up and all I heard at first was her saying someone had a heart attack. At first I thought she was going to say it was my dad. He’s so unhealthy I really wouldn’t be surprised if he had a heart attack any day now and that’s absolutely terrifying. I really hope this is his wake up call and he decides to change his ways.