Because of obamacare I’m not allowed to work more than 25 hours a week anymore. Fucking great.
muchtoocynical said: this is the most republican tumblr post i’ve seen from you in a while
Don’t go to bass pro shop and look at rifles the guy that works there will be really charming and make you want one even more ugh.
someone bring me a twix or chocolate chip waffles or anything with chocolate plz bring me chocolate
I like when people look directly at my name tag then ask “do you work here?”